Carriage Towne News
---- — It’s Clean-up Time
(A thank you to a certain insurance company’s advertising along with its camel for the parody that follows.)
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Does anyone know what time it is? C’mon, c’mon, anyone at all? Well, it’s Spring time! And we all know what that means, don’t we? Hey Mike! Hey Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike! Just look around you when you are out and about. With all this nice warmer weather coming along, one can see the results of all the P.I.G.S.—Prolific, Indiscriminate, Garbage Spreaders. Yes, they have been at it for quite some time. But with a lot of the snow gone, we can see the results of their “handiwork”.
So all of you out there, let’s take some pride in cleaning up the mess. Remember that all that glitters is not gold; it could be a reflection from glass, metal, or plastic. Get your family, neighbors, and friends at your social groups to go out, pick up the trash, recycle what you can, and help to make our neighborhoods and towns neater and cleaner. C’mon! Let’s not let the P.I.G.S. win.